I went on a date last week. Was it the 3rd "official" date? The 5th? I don't recall.
It was far more dates than I should have gone on.
You see. I've decided that I'm not the biggest fan of dating.
I don't like the chase like other girls. The false flattery.
And I certainly I don't like the expectation - either one:
the one where you fall madly in love with one another after two cups of coffee and talk everyday after
or the one where a movie means a make out and a meal means I should be swooning
I could say a lot about dating.
I could say a lot about guys.
I'm a writer, so really, I could say a lot, about a lot of things.
But what I really want to say, and the reason I write this.
Is because, when you read this, boy who I won't call out by name, because you already know who you are….. I thought you might want to know a few things. 2 to be exact.
1 - You don't seem to understand that kindness, chivalry, friendship, intelligent conversation, warm-hearted humor, and fun….
each of these things
are far more important than looks.
2- The Seahawks really are a shitty football team.
(The sad part is…. item #2 is going to make you far more upset than #1, and I consider that nothing short of a tragedy).
All you really need to know is the following:
My name and number, as far as your concerned is as follows:
"Ain't Gonna Happen"
(And I really hope you read that in a high-pitched ebonics accent, because that's how I wrote it).